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Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN

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Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN
WORLD—Airports around the world are reporting record revenues after introducing a long-awaited feature: the ability to turn off CNN on television sets in their terminals.For just one quarter, you can turn off CNN for a full fifteen minutes while you're waiting for your flight, leaving you with the "far superior" experience of just staring a …
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